One of the features of our phone company is their automatic transcribing
of our voice mail which is sent as an e-mail. I really like the convenience
although frequently things get a little garbled in the translation. Usually it doesn’t pose a problem as I can
figure out the message in spite of the mistranslation. However, yesterday we received this shocking
message in an e-mail:
"Hi it's **** ****** and I am Isaac money from the 21st
for having sex. So I think I'm gonna drop off a check. I'm, I'll be out this
afternoon evening but I'm hoping that next Thursday. You can also model and
that would be the fifth. So I hope to see you then if not before and look for a
check either in your mailbox or in your door. Okay, I guess maybe you. bye
bye"
I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. Lest some steamy rumors get started, this is the
actual voice mail version:
“Hi, it’s **** ****** and I owe Isaac money from the 21st
for heaven sakes. So Isaac, I’m gonna drop off a check. I’m… I’ll be out this afternoon… evening… but
I’m hoping that next Thursday you can also mow and that would be the
fifth. So I hope to see you then, if not
before, and look for a check either in your mailbox or in your door. Okay, adios amigo! Bye, bye.”
